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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!