Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.