Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks