Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.