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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!