Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.