How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.