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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!