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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.