How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.