How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!