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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!