How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!