April Sale - 20% Off

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Previous Random Joke Next

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!