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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!