Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.