Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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His hand caught fire.

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The Captains log

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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A Hyundai.

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A smile and wave!

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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He paints his hooves red.

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Too many cheetahs.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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One squeeze and they're all over you.