Cherry Tree Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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