Loudest Noise Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!