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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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About 6 hours.

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To hide his nuts!!

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Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.