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Loudest Noise Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

I Love Pizza & You

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.