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Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!