Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.