Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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Ence

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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How can you make a moth ball?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day