Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Mothmatics
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
The light was on.
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls
He kept picking holes in everything!
He wanted to see the floor show!
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
Lefty!
You always think you're right!
What Men Know About Women
Both of them.
The door won't close
Darth: I have felt your presents
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
That's not my stile.
Hit it with a fly swatter.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss
Mothmatics!
Because it saw the pillow slip.
They're both easily spread.