Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.