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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!