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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!