What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth