What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.