A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Two test tickles.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
A tutor
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
It pokes holes in condoms.
For the pleasure of the audiophiles.
I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.
Postbox.
Because they shared genes!
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.