What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.