What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.