What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

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Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.