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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

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Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.