What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.