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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?