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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.