Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

What is a dogs favourite flower?

Anything in your garden!

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!