Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.