Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."