Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

Tally hohoho!

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.