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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.