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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.