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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!