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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!