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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage