What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down