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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

Nicolas Cage Jokes More Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down