What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.