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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down