What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!