Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

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Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty