Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in