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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in