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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Who do you give a lost gun to?

The rifle owner.

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in