Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!