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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in