Cuz you'd be snowed-in
He lost his SANTAty
They're both used to store nuts.
Coz 'e-mmental!
Fe-mail
E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
By hare mail!
They lost their reservations.
Lost
You're sure to get a little head
You're just going to have to be a little patient.
Elton John in a coma.
A pearrot
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
They both steal cookies)
Santa walking backwards.