Asylum Jokes

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

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What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder?

Unstable.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle