Asylum Jokes

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

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E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

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Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.