Asylum Jokes

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Control Freak Jokes More Control Freak Jokes

Who there?

Control freak Contro... Now you say control freak who!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

Coz Jokes More Coz Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)

What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon Go always goes down on me

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension