Coz 'e-mmental!
By craic-ing his knuckles.
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.
Dung!
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
It was legend dairy.
By Norse code!
Bison.
Cuz you'd be snowed-in
He lost his SANTAty
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Coz their eyes opened.