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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.