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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.