Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.