Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!