Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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She was feeling Sleepy.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty