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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty