Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in