Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty