Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Asylum Jokes More Asylum Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty