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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.