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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.