Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.