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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.