Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.