Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.