Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.