Nsa Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in