Nsa Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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A brushin.

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A Moscow

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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They were Snowden.

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They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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A cold wall banker.