Nsa Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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He got snowed in.

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