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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.