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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.