Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell