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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work