Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.