Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins