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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!