Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke