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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it