What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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A tuba-four

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.