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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.