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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.