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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman