Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whos there" Allah Allah who?

Allahwho akbar

How can your make 7 even?

Take away the "S"

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Swat Team Jokes More Swat Team Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team