Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!