Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

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