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Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.