Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls