Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?

High G.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!