Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes