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Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.