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Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?

Sizzle-r

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.