Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.