Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Swat Team Jokes More Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted