The SWAT team
He's really good at swatting.
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
A Blunt force
Call in the swat team!
Fo Drizzle!
Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
8 mile
British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"
He was having his mid life crisis!
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
She smacks herself in the forehead.
What if my house burns down
THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Nobody does your job for you when you're out
He's born with Diss-lexia