Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!