Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant?

Sizzle-r

Swat Team Jokes More Swat Team Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro