Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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The SWAT team

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner