Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

How does a blonde high-5?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Keemstar Jokes More Keemstar Jokes

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.