Swat Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

Blunt Jokes More Blunt Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Swat Team Jokes More Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.