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Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids