Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.