Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes