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Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*