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Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.