What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

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When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!

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What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.