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What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird