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What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

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Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.