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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up