Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.