Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

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Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.