Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up