What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Infantry.

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress