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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.