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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.