Infantry.
A toddler can count past two...
Jack Danimals!
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Because I saw so.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Dictator Tots
One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!
Because her hips won't lie.
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
Mitosis!
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
He can never find the Loki.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.
None. They pay me to do it.
His parents were in a jam.
Everything
Because they're both cracked!
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
