What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.