What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!