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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin