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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.