What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What are you?

Broke.

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What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.