What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin