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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";