Hip Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

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