Hip Jokes

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

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She's the one with the dirty knees.

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.