What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.