A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
