What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...