What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends