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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.