Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!