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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.