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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

One can... "Get Hard"

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

He was nuts over her.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is the washing machine so grumpy?

It keeps getting agitated

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.