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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats 2 + 2?

A math problem.

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How do you make a redditor impatient?

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Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..