What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

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How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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How do you make a redditor impatient?

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back