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Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality