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Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.