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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

Bronco-saurus!

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.