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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.