What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus