What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

Lola.

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They know how to tuck away junk.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.