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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!