Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.