Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!