Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.