What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.