What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!