What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!