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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.