What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Because that might be your bike

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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X and V. There's a C between them.

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette