What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!