What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers