What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.