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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove