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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!