What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances