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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March