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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.