How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why are European cars the lightest?

Because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March