How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March