How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March