How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.