How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March