How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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He felt his presents.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March