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Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce: