Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

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What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving