Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot