Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.