Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

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What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?