Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.