Imperial March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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What do Native American and modern day American society have in common?

Navaho lot.

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.