What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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See ya next month.

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Im a fungi

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1