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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1