Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.