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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..