Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.