Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.