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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.