Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.