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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.