Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Because it didn't see that well.
It was closed.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
A stick.
To get to the other Ride
Hey forget about it
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
Because curiousity was on the other side
I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
People said she was making too much of a racket.
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
It was udder destruction.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
They're mostly Dum Dums.
