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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...?

May the forth be with you

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards