Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.