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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.