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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.