Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.