Because their entire species is extinct.
Spits*
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Because they're extinct
Nothing, the pee is silent
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."