Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

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Edward Snooden.

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