Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Edward Snooden.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.