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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Which Movie Character Are You?

Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.