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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get