Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

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