What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.