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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!