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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.