What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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A pat on the head.

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You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Moo**lestation

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What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.