What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Milk Dud Jokes More Milk Dud Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.