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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

Milk Dud Jokes More Milk Dud Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!