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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

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Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!