What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!