What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.