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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!